summertime

seen on bbc's website - an example of a personal ad (sing it to the tune of burt bacharach's "i'll never fall in love again")

What do you get when you kiss a guy? You get enough germs to catch pneumonia. After you do, he'll never phone you. I will. Box 1745. (Seen in the Wokingham Times 1990ish)

aww how sweet

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summertime
and the living is easy
fish are jumping
and the cotton is high
oh, your daddy´s rich
and your ma is good-looking
so hush, little baby
don´t you cry

one of these mornings
you're going to rise up singing
then you´ll spread your wings
and you´ll take to the skies
but till that morning
there´s nothing can harm you
with daddy and mummy
standing by

- "summertime"_etta james and louis armstrong